When a new department store opens with fantastic grand opening sales AND sends me a $25 gift card, I'll put it towards allergen reducing mattress covers and a handheld vacuum cleaner over new shoes because I am an executive housewife.
(I gave myself a promotion as Dirt Monkey's potty prowess made my last self-bestowed title: Director of Butt Wipings, no longer applicable.)
It stands to reason that companies would want to send products to an executive-level underpaid kept woman to see if they pass my professional scrutiny. However, unlike places like this who pay bloggers to say good thing about their products, I swear upon my kickass mascara that I will give as honest and unfiltered feedback on free samples as I do on products purchased with my husband's hard-earned paycheck.
Because I might be free, but that doesn't mean I'm easy, people.
Clorox UltimateCare Premium Bleach: I was sent a free bottle and it is some seriously great shit. So great that when the bottle was getting light, I made a special trip out ON A SATURDAY of a home football game to get more and if that doesn't spell l-o-v-e to you, you've never experience shopping in a college town on a weekend.
This stuff is thick and not as splashy as plain bleach (bonus for the non-gazelle types such as myself) with a very mild fragrance. We are a very fragrance-free household because scented products bother Dr. B and I hate it. My clothes smell pretty much the same coming out of the dryer as they did going in the washing machine, which sucks the joy right out of laundry time.
CUCB's fragrance was so subtle it didn't bother Dr. B. and I can once again enjoy a light, clean laundry smell. Thanks, Clorox!
I don't normally use fabric softener and in a blind folding test, Dr. B consistently picked the towels washed with UltimateCare as being softer than those washed without. It was also a nifty trick to get him to fold the laundry, thanks again, Clorox!
It's almost magical- a bleach with less stink that adds softness. How about adding some of that technology to disposal diapers, people?!
Clorox UltimateCare Premium Bleach- the annoyingly named product no laundry room should be without.
Susie's rating: Ten soccer mom minivans.
(I gave myself a promotion as Dirt Monkey's potty prowess made my last self-bestowed title: Director of Butt Wipings, no longer applicable.)
It stands to reason that companies would want to send products to an executive-level underpaid kept woman to see if they pass my professional scrutiny. However, unlike places like this who pay bloggers to say good thing about their products, I swear upon my kickass mascara that I will give as honest and unfiltered feedback on free samples as I do on products purchased with my husband's hard-earned paycheck.
Because I might be free, but that doesn't mean I'm easy, people.
Clorox UltimateCare Premium Bleach: I was sent a free bottle and it is some seriously great shit. So great that when the bottle was getting light, I made a special trip out ON A SATURDAY of a home football game to get more and if that doesn't spell l-o-v-e to you, you've never experience shopping in a college town on a weekend.
This stuff is thick and not as splashy as plain bleach (bonus for the non-gazelle types such as myself) with a very mild fragrance. We are a very fragrance-free household because scented products bother Dr. B and I hate it. My clothes smell pretty much the same coming out of the dryer as they did going in the washing machine, which sucks the joy right out of laundry time.
CUCB's fragrance was so subtle it didn't bother Dr. B. and I can once again enjoy a light, clean laundry smell. Thanks, Clorox!
I don't normally use fabric softener and in a blind folding test, Dr. B consistently picked the towels washed with UltimateCare as being softer than those washed without. It was also a nifty trick to get him to fold the laundry, thanks again, Clorox!
It's almost magical- a bleach with less stink that adds softness. How about adding some of that technology to disposal diapers, people?!
Clorox UltimateCare Premium Bleach- the annoyingly named product no laundry room should be without.
Susie's rating: Ten soccer mom minivans.
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